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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:21

Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?

airball33 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:22

Stick it in her ass

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Igor_g5 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 18:00

You must not be very good in bed.

yuhimjesus 0

Friday 22 October 2010 7:58

yeah, I guess lol. nothing fancy

JayStorm 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:53

just flip her over. and put it in her ass. gurantee she will feel that.

KittenLuvs1212 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:38

lol ur just that mindblowing.

phoenixfire555 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:08

With a little effort you can become more important than email, then shell have more time to update her facebook status :)

CrazehGavi 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:16

yes!

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 25 October 2010 22:34

Sounds like your wife was on her blackberry while YOU were having sex. Next time try doing things she likes too.

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:50

Maybe she is busy

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:38

She was responding to the email I sent her asking "Can I have you after he's finished?"

EyeGoo 0

Monday 1 November 2010 1:46

'Guess what? I'm having sex!' 3 seconds ago via Blackberry Comment Like

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