Intimacy: Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

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Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

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Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

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Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

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Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

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Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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Top comments

krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:21

Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?

airball33 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:22

Stick it in her ass

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jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:42

You obviously suck in the sack lol.

1aman1nja 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:56

Spectre with Silencer AK-47 with silencer AK-74u with rapid fire FAMAS with red dot and silencer Psg-1 with variable zoom and ext mags Best guns in the game

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:53

you must be a lousy lover, try putting it in her ass next time to spice it up!

PapSmearNinja 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 14:18

next time your eating dinner with her at home after she cooked. get up and leave the house and return with takeout

pinkpigelemonk 3

Monday 9 January 2012 6:34

woos XD

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:41

"Accidentally" pretend to **** in her ;D

bhai33 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:18

Perfect idea for a blackberry commercial

Vintage_Cola 29

Thursday 9 January 2014 19:48

How are some of these things even possible?

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 10 July 2014 7:58

Ha blackberry

cadekilpatrick 1

Wednesday 16 July 2014 4:55

Who the hell has a black berry anymore

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