By j - 18/04/2016 22:24 - United States

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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Zelphoric 25

Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)

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coming back in the future 30

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

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themermaid_a 14

Just get her drunk and she won't notice

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spinningrecords 14

Crap, alcohol gives everybody an increase in confidence without an increase in ability!

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bananarama619 3

She might be right, even your FMLs are awful.

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takeittoem 8

This is a very true statement.... still, I would say that most of the time it's better to have lots of confidence and mediocre ability than lots of ability and no confidence.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Yes. That's about how it works.

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