FYL for thinking « surprise » means sex...

I hope she never throws a surprise party for you....

Nope. YDI. for interpreting surprise as sex. Would a surprise party be a gang-bang to you? XD If youre sexually deprived talk it over with your wife and find a solution to having more sex. Being dissapointed is fine. But you brought it onto yourself.

pretty sure puppies are way better than sex.

who complains about a new puppy?

Puppy's are good but sex would have been better, I bet you'll learn to love the puppy!

Some of these comments are interesting. Let me throw this out there: what he knows that they don't have any time for a dog? Something like this happened with my in-laws. My father-in-law was gone on a business trip for a few days and came back to find that my mother-in-law get them a puppy that they have no time or money for. He wasn't happy about it, still isn't. A puppy, as cute and wonderful as they are, take up a lot of time and money. Maybe OP is in the same situation where they don't have the time for a puppy or even money. Taking on a dog shouldn't really be a surprise. It's, like a lot of other things, a responsibility that both parties need to agree to.

If my wife said she had a surprise for me, the last thing on my mind would be sex. Of course, nobody should get a puppy without discussing it with their spouse, but how irregular is your sex life that it's a surprise?

Dude puppies are still pretty ****** awesome.

Sex is a surprise to you? Wow, sounds like a wonderfully satisfying marriage. (sarcasm off)