By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
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am_bugg 20

Hmmm sex or a new puppy is equally as satisfying in my opinion.

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mindthief 17

People like you don't deserve puppies. Ungrateful.

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dehvi 9

You guys gotta remember. He's married, we all know men don't get laid that much after marriage.

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cnygard95 12

You could not be an asshole and be grateful that your wife gave you anythjng..?

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Parvati48 15

Lol well maybe you should try correlating surprise with something other than sex and not be disappointed in the future. Besides puppies are adorable and lots of fun. They turn into life-long friends if treated right. Be grateful OP! :)

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WoldowJR 25

I clicked YDI Don't take it as an insult though. You probably deserved the puppy.

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bobsanction 18

You were not expecting he puppy, therefore it is a surprise.

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KittyHawkMarch 29

You should be happy anyways!

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noelleflores97 12

Dude, I'd be thrilled to come home to a new puppy. If it was a cat, I'd maybe understand the disappointment. But dogs are the best

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LondonderryAir 9

I feel bad for OP that sex would be a surprise. Try some romance man.

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dwood08 10

Romance is out the window my man. Morning sickness took that away, tried to be romantic and was met with puke. Really a mood destroyer.

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squideth 18

Aww poor you. Not. Your wife is carrying a living being inside her and you're whining about sex like it's a life necessity.

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syed121417 22

Now just because OP complained about not being able to have sex does not mean he is not happy or grateful for the soon to be born baby. I'm pretty sure he realizing the struggle his wife goes through due to being pregnant. Do people not understand how being suddenly cut off from sex can be frustrating? You try it. Being married and then being cut off and see how easy it is. It's like saying just because someone complains about one aspect of something, that must mean they dislike the entire thing.

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