Today, my wife told me she hates me and that I would fail in...

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 07:10

Today, my wife told me she hates me and that I would fail in school. I've been busting my ass off. I have good grades and am dealing with 3 classes, work, a kid, and her tantrums. And I'm the bad guy here because I'm trying. FML

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mike3775 35

Sunday 1 August 2021 5:29

So why are you staying married to a woman who hates you?

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mike3775 35

Sunday 1 August 2021 5:29

So why are you staying married to a woman who hates you?

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