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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

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Pixelle_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 10:19

She's been cheating on you for 10 years and you "appreciate the honesty"? Ouch!! You need to learn what honesty in. FYL indeed...

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 10:44

Wow, doesn't that mean that she cheated on your best friend with you rather than the other way round? O.o

Alexgoesfml 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:42

The sad thing is this FML might be true. Some how I don't buy this. You get divorced, that SHOULD be hard on it's own (oh, but marriage seems to mean less these days), not only thatdid she cheat on you...with your BEST FRIEND before you even got married. No this FML CAN'T be right! I refuse for this to happen. Human nature can't be this bad. Including the OP: I would probably commit suicide if that happened to me...yet you appreciated the honesty?

warhorse57 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:06

Ditch the dodo!!

plexico 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:09

Hey, limp dick, Maybe you can grovel to your wife and buddy that next time they ****, you can come over and lick her asshole and his balls while they are doing it. Sounds like that's all you are good for.

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:54

u "appreciated the honesty" ? thats bull. she cheated on u 10 years. and a year before u got married. some wife u have. and btw- u should kick ur best friends ass

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:29

Dumbass... It's not like you met on your wedding day... Get your maths right.

kukopia 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:42

Trustworthy people are very seldom un-trusting of others.

annamg 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:43

What assholes, both of them. Ditch both their asses; their relationship won't last, and they'll probably end up cheating on each other. You know the saying, if someone will cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.