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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

Comments

Gasbarro 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 5:56

Oh you poor dear! Forgetting your birthday for two years! That's definitely so much worse than destroying the sanctity of a marriage since before it began. Man, your life must really suck.

molitov 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:17

that made u MORE upset?

hjanabanana 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:47

fake!

llortfeed 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:05

YDI for not figuring it out for 10 years what a dumbass YDI x 10

velcroshoes 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:13

How could anyone think that this guy deserved this, as of now there are 541 insensitive pricks...

KillaKingPerrie 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:37

I don't even know what to say.

JFox 8

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:54

Maybe his best friend just became "available" ?

last_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:01

Screw that bitch man, give your 'friend' a beating he wont forget and never have anything to do with them again. Make sure she doesn't get shit in the divorce either...