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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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bspiper87 7

A blonde once tried to explain to me that sperm can live......oh hell nevermind a blonde told me so it would make sense anyways....take your memory medicine

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lumberjack610 1

I agree with jay and silent bob

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princessbloky 12

You don't have sex for a year, and you're wondering why she may have cheated on you? You deserve it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, if you don't have sex for a year, you deserve to be cheated on? You people and your double standards. If this was a woman, you'll all be telling her to divorce him.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I mean really, guy gets cheated on, most ***** you blame him for anything. In this case, not having sex more often. But if a girl gets cheated on, it's a sympathy fest. What happened to equality?

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theonlysweetpea 10

#155 chill dude. Injustice is everywhere, OP's situation exactly. OP: ge t a DNA test as soon as she has that kid. Then file for divorce.

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Penguin1942 0

How's this "FML team": I'm sorry for telling you to shut up Noor. I was wrong. Please keep posting your inane crap on every single FML. I'm sure everyone appreciates hearing what your opinion is every time. Have a nice day! :) P.S. Your profile picture makes you look like an idiot.

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randomthing 22

Even if the baby isn't yours, - stay with her and raise the kid :)

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daboss81 0

you need to get laid more often, yes f*ck your life for that

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