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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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tfb4u 8

Oh no... That sucks. Maybe she had her way with u when u were sleeping.

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morgiepuff 14

I hope for your sake (and the baby's, as this can be some complicated stuff right here) that she wasn't cheating on you! That would definitely be a hard way to find out. :/

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thiswayup 0

Okay, if she isn't more 18 -20 wks something is wrong. Actually different possibilities with this situation,but I will stick with only the facts stated. OMG, that is so wrong!

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silentblack 0

Maury: you are NOT the father!!

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Tawny_Anarchy 0

They can do DNA tests while pregnant so you don't actually have to wait nine months to find out.

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bogart20 13

That sucks. But how dare you not have sex with you wife for a year, that's just selfish

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ohSNAPyall 26

I heard that in utero paternity tests are dangerous.

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freakguy455 0

YDI for not having sex with your wife for over a year. If it was her not wanting sex with you, then you must really suck at if she had to go elsewhere to get some satisfaction.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, cheating is always the answer when you don't get what you want.

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icallbullshit 3

174 is a typical entitled bitch/mangina response all over fml 'oh the woman can never be in the wrong' people like you make me sick.

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Sleepy_Hallow 7

Of course, the man is always at a wrong. Your logic is as much of a fail as your dad's condom the night you were conceived. LOL!

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