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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.

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sharpshooter22ma 0

Mine is 5 months pregnant and I've been over seas for 2 years guess I'm finding me a new wife :(

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simplylost643 0

#91- Damn man, I'm sorry. This world sucks ass sometimes.

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courtneyann211 10

I'm sorry hun!! :(

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felisaa 5

Maybe you should get your short term memory checked out(:

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cameronman9 2

Well,hopefully you were drunk and you did it!

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ddeathbombb 5

Maybe even more than one person!

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Trollfourlife 2

sum won liks two get busie wen sum won don't loook

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pexy_fml 16

No sex since last year with ur wife Without mentioning the pregnancy part you have a great story

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rezzrhyme 0

some ppl sleep sex , middle of the night and have no memory of it

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DogsPaw 16

*gets band of FML commenters together* Want us to kick his ass Noor?

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bigcolt45bang 0

1-800-choke-that-hoe

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SoultheWolf 19

Sorry to say, but you deserve this. It sucks if she has cheated on you, but it sounds like you aren't even trying to be intimate with her. Women need a sexual outlet just as much as men, so don't be surprised if she is trying to find another outlet. I'm not saying cheating is right, and I would never do it, just telling you some people have to have it.

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icallbullshit 3

Then she being his wife would talk to him about it, so he doesn't deserve it.

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