By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

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z4opv14 0

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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XxKillerAnnaxX 0

i agree with 73.:P

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ashlerichardson1 0

whhataa bitchh.

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ganash22 6

steal her money and head up to the strip club bring home a stripper and do it on all if her belongings while she's still there so ur permanent **** and sperm is on her stuff, that's my divorce suggestion to u;)

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Honda288 2

Given the circumstances, that's probably not the worst gift she could have given you. But it's still adding insult to injury.

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stitesy29 18

What a horrible person Happy birthday though

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ballerandstuff 4

Ha ultimate troll at least your wife was funny!

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tfowl61692 14

sorry to hear that brother, good luck hope all turns out well for you

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fantasyworld 37

You deserve better than someone so cold hearted.

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thecore23456 19

I feel for you op good luck in life!! I hope you have some good luck in your love life!

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