By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

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z4opv14 0

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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luckbrand 0

thats ****** up.... im sorry to hear that man.

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24788 6

That's really mean for her to do. It must have been going downhill though. :(

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RazorbladeSmiles 0

Well, dating sites are expensive, so... At least you get to find love for free.

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mordantennui 0

You should tell her you won't be needing the subscription becausing you're already banging somebody else on the side

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platypuscatrat 0

YDI for not killing your wife on your 38th birthday.

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indyme 0

That's not an FML. She want's you to be happy. Most divorcees are not so lucky!

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ms_not_so_happy 0

agree with 73!

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FMLFML123123 0

that's more than most people would have given your hairy old ass. goodluck finding a new relationship. haha

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