By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

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z4opv14 0

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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DamUrLyfeSukz 0

tell her to shove that subscription down her throat...she coulda ended the relationship w/o being that extra...wth is wrong w/ her?

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doublelindsay 0

Personally, I thought this was kinda funny.

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Failmaster 0

Did you punch her in the face? love fail.

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ms714 0

wow she's a true bitch even if she has a reasonable reason for the divorce i mean its your fucken birthday, **** her

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Shippicus 0

dude. thats sucks. but at least your a guy and you age better than that *****. take it in stride and find a new girl. and tell her shes damaged goods. bc she is

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marielamothafcka 0

Sorry about that :( Damn ; tht match.com shit was ohdee rude !

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jsmith1199 0

#58.. you would think this is funny, because you're a stupid ***** just like this guys ex-wife

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podrummer9209 0

At least she's kind enough to give you a way back into the dating scene. Still, that's a low blow.

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