By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
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White667 0

Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.

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Nighta9 0

erotic weight watchers

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Poepiepiesie 3

Next time just keep going and tell her you would like to see her lose some more calories.

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PurpleAddict 0

Ouch. At least you still get some. Wait a minute, your username is "fatnick". I don't blame her.

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califormula 0

so what? you're getting IT right?

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twoitytwoitose 1

1. Offer to make dinner more often 2. Put more butter and salt in her food 3. Watch as she gains weight 4. If you can't take it from here, I'm afraid I can't help you

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wopandproud 0

Sounds like you need to get better at sex. That's your fault.

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