By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
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White667 0

Score? Least this way she's not gunna just lay there, so'll actually get into it some more. Everybody wins.

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movies12 0

Well are u really a fat nick? And who cares! At lease u r getting some.

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Redrosesandrain 0

it really doesnt burn all that many calories... like, 50 an hour or something like that.

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Redrosesandrain 0

nope, only 15 an hour- I just looked it up. hardly worth it.

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uchihasasuke 0

well if she wasn't so fat in the first plae maybe she wouldn't be a *****

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MiseryMan 0

Well yeah, she has to burn all of those calories she consumes from all of the semen she gulps down. The OP probably gets head twice a night. Keep it up brother!

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plexico 3

I do it just to shed a couple ounces of semen before I go to a weigh-in.

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Dubstep_fml 1

if she wrestles tell her to just take a dump. i lost about a pound once from it and made weight. now she doesnt have to do something she doesnt enjoy. of and FYL

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ycw97 0

That sucks. not just the fact she's doing you to burn calories, it is also the fact she's trying to look good for someone else obviously....

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feed_the_ducks 0

your getting some and complaining? Shit think of it this way, your getting an awesome workout in yourself while having fun, doesn't sound like there should be any problems.

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vanessa_d15 0

the only reason I go on top is for the extra calorie burn ! hehe

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