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By BadTime - 30/08/2011 09:35 - United States

Today, my wife tried to refill the windshield wiper fluid on her own. However, she poured it where the oil goes. Now the car is having major issues. Last week I lost my job, and I have no idea how much this is going to cost to fix. FML

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Don't rock the boat

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 00:00

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JRBradley 9

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:56

Wow... Let her pay for it for being that stupid!

sematariux 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:08

Damn OP Your wife is retarded

Comments

ZielZone 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:26

You married an idiot

FarSide 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:44

Fix the car, and then trade it in quickly. As for the bitch, just trade her in for a newer model.

divadro102 16

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:30

Clearly it's labeled. And she's just dumb for doing so without knowing what's what

gamblesoamc 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:39

Drain the oil and put ne oil in moppet!

lollipop77_fml 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:39

Maybe you should spend time with her and teach her how to spell OIL!!!!

TexasCMoney 2

Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:59

So basically you're telling me your wife can't read and/or has zero common sense

manjot21sandhu 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:11

women should just stay in the kitchen and make us sandwiches. (:

jquiggy 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:20

peoples lack of ability to read is really bothering me, it says in the fml that the car is having major issues already. You can't just drain and refill on something like this, as the soap from the fluid had to travel to the oil pan. This means that everything lubed by oil now has soap on it, including the valvetrain.

Chris9154 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:24

Wow ur wife is kinds dumb

juanitad 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:30

Okay, I'm sorry but you deserve it for marrying a dumb ass......You can definitely see that where she poured it in is for engine oil. Sorry bout the car tho.