By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Spicy
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 217
You deserved it 4 281
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ohsnapword 21

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

438 29
Tikaani96 15

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

256 13

Comments

Disuke 3

If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd visit my parents.

111 3
rosslynch553 16

I think thats a great thing. Not for your honeymoon though

2 12
freedom111 7

Humblebrag has a new brother- fmlbrag

0 2
Neko26_fml 4

I've never understood why someone would get married and then want **** everyone else. I wouldn't even want to get married and waste someone's time if I'm having sex with many different people. Maybe that's just me.

23 3
michaelw7671 1

Seriously??? Something every man dreams of and you didn't sign up for it? Maybe you'd have preferred the best man.

3 40
Mynxie 26

@32 Not all men dream of it. my boyfriend has no interest in inviting anyone else into our bed, be it female or male.

17 2
Dale_shackleford 13

It sounds like a trap. If he goes for it I am 95% sure that at some point in the near future, she will say something along the lines of "oh yeah? Well you had had sex with the maid of honor after our wedding!"

2 4
domolovesyoshi 33

He can throw hat right back at her and say " Yeah? So did you"

5 2
kattykat1 13

At least it wasn't the maid of the hotel

1 14
darkslayer15964 5

Why the hell are you complaining about that. That's an amazing honeymoon start and end.

2 21