By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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xlord 27

Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions

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LaLince 40

Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.

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DocBastard 38

With all the dumbass names people are using these days (Jason Lee named his daughter Pilot Inspektor, for ****'s sake), Siri really isn't too bad.

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klorehore 24

I'm from Norway and Siri is a rather common name here

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Steve95401 49

I worked with a woman named Siri many years ago - an American of Norwegian ancestry.

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HortonThelephant 15

Siri? Like a feminised derivative of Sirius? The satellite radio conglomerate? The Harry Potter character? No? How about my personal favorite, the brightest star in our night sky? Nothing? Wait just a moment now... Google is telling me that Siri™ is a failed novelty of the Ipwn 4, that once was fun, and is now the exclusive intellectual property of Apple Inc. They might try to take you and your unborn child for all your worth, but I think its a beautiful girls name, and you should hurry up before a million other people name their child the same.

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saffy66 34

Nice for a girl but for goodness sake put your foot down if it's a boy.

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biglittlehead 12

Still better than the people that named their daughter "Hashtag"

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yusaku02 20

Apple users never fail to surprise me...

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beatlegirl27 20

Suggest "Suri" since its close to "Siri" and people wouldn't be saying "Siri. What's my name?" Etc

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WeaselBee42 6

Siri is one of the production babies of toy story 3. You know, in case you were interested

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andrew6p 19

Its a nice name for a girl. If The baby's a boy call him Sirius after Sirius Black.

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richiefitz 4

Wouldn't it be kinda ironic if the kid had Down syndrome

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moonwing 17

How in the hell is that "ironic"? Just because someone wants to name their child Siri, the child would probably have Downs? Jerk.

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