Miscellaneous: Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the...

By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By George - 01/04/2022 16:00

Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By MikeA - 09/06/2017 12:00

Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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xlord 27

Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:58

Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions

LaLince 40

Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:57

Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.

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doglover100 28

Wednesday 28 November 2012 21:53

It's not a bad name. Way better than the couple who recently named their kid hash tag. The couple posted online about the arrival and their spelling is just awful.

lovissna 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:40

I was reading the newspapers this morning and a couple here in Sweden had named their baby girl; Hash tag,because they both loved twitter...

Bright_Lights 14

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:57

Name it Suri instead!

Khrystyne21 0

Wednesday 28 November 2012 23:38

well at least its better than Hashtag

someindiandude 6

Thursday 29 November 2012 0:16

Siri is a commin Indian name too. It means wealth.

101pimpdaddymac 6

Thursday 29 November 2012 0:25

Just say no

mercsl65 7

Thursday 29 November 2012 0:42

Child support will be cheaper than the lifelong cost of her sillyness...

TITANlUM 2

Thursday 29 November 2012 0:47

Siri is actually a pretty cute name though.

Queen_of_Night 20

Thursday 29 November 2012 1:05

Welcome to the Yahoo! front page.

malikgirl 2

Thursday 29 November 2012 4:42

That could actually be a cute name.

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