Today, my wife went into labour and I am not good with blood... - FML

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By "Jarrod Bignall" - 30/08/2017 00:14

Today, my wife went into labour and I am not good with blood so I had to stay out in the hall. So when the nurse came out To me she said "it's time for your son to meet his maker". so I walked in and they hadn't cleaned the baby up yet and I started to feel sick, then... I vomited on my son! FML

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