Intimacy: Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in...

By Torbey - 14/09/2016 03:49 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 01:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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Dilexar 26

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:04

hes just been, uhm, lifting weights. yeah, thats it. especially on his right side.

idiotstar123 18

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:03

I hope your family isn't religious

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DanaeZee 18

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:04

*sound of wind blowing* *tumbleweed rolling by*

r1has 28

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:14

Silly OP, He's just been practicing his pitches so he can fulfill his lifelong dream of playing cricket. Wait what do you mean it's not his throwing hand, you must be mistaken

Juls464 10

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:16

why is playing video games so awkward?

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 2 October 2016 16:20

Poor kiddo

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 2 October 2016 17:30

Maybe a helpful sibling like yourself could step in for a while and take over his wanking duties. Give the poor boys wrist time to heal.

SugarRush905 15

Sunday 2 October 2016 23:24

You are a special kind of disgusting and disturbing.

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 2 October 2016 19:53

I'd say least get an X-ray of the wrist just to be sure. I had a wrist that was constantly sore and my doctor just brushed it off as overuse from my then new job of busing tables. After any two months it got to the point where I couldn't I lift or grasp anything with it. We finally begged my doctor enough to do an X-ray and it showed that I had a broken wrist the whole time and that the my hand had essentially started to separate from my wrist. That was a long time spent in a cast, braces, and physical therapy.

MoroseMoose 47

Sunday 2 October 2016 21:15

Holy crap that's awful. This is what I worry about when my doctor insists I'm fine. (Or I'm just a hypochondriac, who knows.) I hope you switched to a different doctor!

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 3 October 2016 19:09

We did, that was the last of his screw ups in a long history of screw ups. Thanks to him and his misdiagnoses I had to have most of the cartilage and half of my patellar tendon removed in one knee. I was doing track, baseball, and mountain biking in high school and it was getting to the point where it was getting hard to walk and my knee was locking up. He just called me a wuss, and to suck it up (his words.) No, I was repeatedly tearing the patellar tendon and the cartilage had torn off in chunks and was locking up my knee. The good news is that he lost his license to practice shortly after the wrist incident due to so many other suits. Still sucks that i haven't been able to run since I was teen. No more baseball.