By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Rhaegar 0

Your brother is a big douche.

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perdix 29

Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.

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majestydivine_fml 0

little brothers are why god created duct tape and dark closests.

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Willyggibbons 0

I like u. What phone you got.

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wambamtysam 0

200 may seem like a cheap phone to some people, but I could certainly do a lot with 200 bucks man. so fyl and that sucks about your hand.

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cheezburgergirl 0

and your parents did nothing??????? that little shit!

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d4m4s74 12

get a cheaper phone. I've got a nokia 3330, Ericsson v640i and some motorola. I juggle them all the time and they fall on my (tiled) floor a lot and they are all still okay after years. they put too much stuff in a phone, they pack it so tight a simple shake can break it. cheap phones ftw. and while you're at it, get a new hand too.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

you still have your other hand right? use it to ruin his life.

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Synchestra_fml 2

You should thank him by breaking something valuable of his. This can include body parts that one might need to live >.>

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Ninjaface 0

@scrubsfan99 Godwin's Law OWN3D!!!11!!1!11!!

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damnimunlucky 0

when your hand is better, kick his ass!!! break his xbox and then throw him out thee second story of your house! that will teach him not to mess with your older brother!!

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