Intimacy: Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest...

By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX

rawrmobile 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...

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inspireme48 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:17

Wtf? How is this in the category of sex? Haha ?? So im 14 and a girl and i cant do that? Whats so good about that?

adamdrinkslots 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:29

"Bro, I just want to tell you, its pretty pathetic that I'm 15 and have to show my 27 year old brother how to take off a girls bra. I'm glad I'm not anywhere near as lame as you and I probably get more action than you ever will." (ijustwanttotellyou.com)

memyselfandi_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:16

omg that's hilarious.

ShadowsThirteen 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:57

Your bro is THAT experienced at 15?

jessicaislameee 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:45

haha, thats what i was thinking

Superkenkun 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:08

I like how it says woman's bra, because, as you know, many people mistake bra for a man's bra.

silverwind_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:55

that happens all the time, of course

beccanator 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:11

My bf mastered this at 13...I would have prefered if he mastered it at 27 :| Goodjob!

mirix 6

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:13

lol same here :]

lovelykendra5 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:21

So ******* what .

ScrewShoes 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 2:12

I can do it with just my thumb through their shirt. It's hilarious to walk around randomly un-doing bras. But it's not that difficult in the first place.