Intimacy: Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest... - FML

By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

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Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

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Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Sylvania - 10/06/2009 23:07 - United States

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Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

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Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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jenkins56 5

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX

rawrmobile 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...

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stray94 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:38

ya you just pinch where it clasps. then if you're a girl pull it out one sleeve for more fun haha

1bored 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:11

Why did he HAVE to show u?

Honda288 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:23

Who's bra did yup remove??? Details details

californiareader 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 10:31

you learn something new everyday i guess.........

araceli86 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:20

LOL...for some guys removing the "BRA" is complicated....but on the other hand maybe he has never had too since girls are so hot for him they automatically rip it off for him to enjoy. ;)

GoldenMan9966 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:36

lol

AtraAltair 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:38

Don't feel bad. On my wedding night my wife finally said f*** I'll do it myself.

burymeinmemory 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:36

it escapes me why the bra thing is so hard for evry1. its 2 little hooks! geez.

cr3stf4ll3n 0

Monday 13 July 2009 21:08

(For Big Hands) 1. Pinch Together Bra's Clasps With Right Hand 2. Use Left Index Finger and Slide Beneath Bra and Push Up Until It Becomes Loose 3. Remove? (For Small Hands) 1. Use Both Hands and Grab the Middle of the Bra(Where the clasps are) 2. Push Together, Move Slightly, Pull Apart. The rest you can figure out. Besides, Better late than never...

Dopehead666 21

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:00

I still have a lot of trouble unhooking/hooking my bra straps. Most the time I just do it before I put it on. =/

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