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By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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DarDarAttack 0

You give you're probably 4-5 year old RedBull because...?

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sloop_fml 0

tmrw give him a dooby, some cocaine the next YOU ******* MORON

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Gonqshow 0

I smell a Darwin Award somewhere in this kid's future..

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LJack 2

well first of all why's your little homie having redbull in the first place, second why weren't you watching him, paying close attention to him... you total deserve that shit...!

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WoAhAnNa123 0

how old is ur son?

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ninjasaurous 0

I drink Red Bull and im 15. [I know my profile says 17 but it got effed up]

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3mi1y_ 16

ydi for giving your child redbull ..

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rayka53 0

ydi for not instructing your child to understand metaphors and exaggeration. when the child understands tv commercials, they must have perception of this too

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