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By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 73

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Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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lizhepps 0

don't feel too sorry for yourself, this sounds like a great lawsuit

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Red Bull does not give you wings, but miniature heart attacks. so please limit yourself to 4-5 a day! mmmmgay?

mclovin12194 0

red bull does give you wings...

what did he do? drink it then jump off a building trying to fly? o.O

you deserve it for letting a child that young drink red bull. that stuff is very unhealthy.

I hope they give you a good talking to you ******* idiot. caffeine is not for children, read a book!

everyone who is saying you can sue them is an idiot... one day back when people first started to clue in that you could spend the rest of your life on easy street simply by suing McDonalds for making you fat or whatever other equally stupid scam someone invented what is called a disclaimer. this removes the liability from the company providing the service or product.. in this case I'm assuming the kid saw a TV commercial for Red Bull (cuz let's face it what kid actually goes outside and plays anymore) and he heard the TV say 'Red Bull. It gives you wiiiiiings'. he would have also heard 'Red Bull does not actually give you wings'. he then jumped off the couch and probably hit the coffee table or some equally hard and sharp edge. whatever the situation, there is no lawsuit here and if it ever actually went to court it would just be thrown out. Next time, give the kid a glass of water and a book. I wouldn't recommend Peter Pan...

scarecrow1990 0

sue redbull for fualse advertising.

Mizzle95 0

well they do don't they lol. I'm sorry bout ur kid though

Either your kid is "special" or this is fake. If neither, the kid is simply retarded and you are a ****** up dad for letting your kid drink enegry drinks.

OnyxForever 0

What, you never thought you could fly when you were a kid? I think YOU'RE the "special" one.