Miscellaneous: Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

By Anon - 10/06/2012 04:19 - United States

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 22:00

Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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By Ineedjustice03 - 25/03/2011 11:55 - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 04:00

Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML

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By crinitis - 28/01/2016 16:05 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

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vaughant 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:29

That's terrible OP I'm sorry

AngelicTide 11

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:29

Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.

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rlocicero 21

Sunday 26 August 2012 5:17

Bad luck brian.

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 19 August 2013 19:23

They're trying to encourage your independence sooner rather than later.

elmatador615 12

Thursday 28 November 2013 18:29

I'm sorry OP. No one deserves this!

BiNeko 12

Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:00

That's just depressing man

HiThereIFailed 15

Thursday 2 July 2015 6:27

Ahh OP I'm really sorry.. Your parents are complete LOSERS for not wanting you in their custody.. I hope you feel better soon!

Hangryko 31

Monday 27 June 2022 23:52

I'm sorry, OP. Whoever you ended up with, I hope you applied for emancipation.

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