Miscellaneous: Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

By Anon - 10/06/2012 04:19 - United States

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 22:00

Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 012

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By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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By Ineedjustice03 - 25/03/2011 11:55 - Singapore

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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Fury

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 04:00

Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 837

By crinitis - 28/01/2016 16:05 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 1 388

vaughant 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:29

That's terrible OP I'm sorry

AngelicTide 11

Sunday 10 June 2012 12:29

Sorry OP. it's their lose not yours! Count it as a blessing that you're not stuck with two people not worthy of being your parent.

Comments

dylandeltufo 0

Monday 11 June 2012 4:54

Sorry

writergirl23 19

Monday 11 June 2012 5:23

Better than fighting against having custody of you.

itskimHOLLA 0

Monday 11 June 2012 6:21

Poor you!! It was kinda the same thing for me when my parents got divorced. I was unfortunately forced to live with my grandparents. I guess things are crazy right now so they're probably overwhelmed, but they will come back around. I promise. If not, come live with me. ^_^

Yankeefan31 0

Monday 11 June 2012 6:29

Sounds an awful lot like a Bad Luck Brian meme tweet. Parents get divorced. Neither fight for custody.

lowshadows 21

Monday 11 June 2012 6:43

It's ok OP. I hate my parents and when parents divorce, they never think about their children, only themselves. Trust me you're better off without them.