I honestly would consider this a YDI because you made a fake facebook to "respond" to your status. Also, your friends may just be thinking, or may have not seen your status, or have busy lives having summer jobs.

Thats pathetic.

Um, yea, like someone said before me, facebook friends aren't real friends, and most people don't go on their facebooks daily, so you shouldn't feel too bad.

wooow youre cool

awwwwww thats soosad. but you could have deleted the comment but awwwwwwwww

YDI. Have you ever thought of the fact that maybe, your 500 friends had plans of their own?

Wake-up call kiddo - those 500 people are not your friends, not in real life. You might want to consider cutting a lot of them off your list. Do you really want all those people tracking everything you post?

Oh come off it guys. It's not his/her fault "proceeded" is a perfectly acceptable word. I know for a fact that I use that word in everyday conversation as it is, so just because recently a lot of people have used it on FML it's bad? Also, this FML made me laugh. Not because it was particularly funny, but that someone took the time to write it and approve it.

then delete some of them >=D

Really? 500 facebook friends? I'm assuming that of that number you actually know 100 or less. I love how people use sites like those as popularity contests. Whoo! 500 friends! I'm awesome! But...if you actually do know all those people then it's time to weed out the ones who really aren't friends afterall.