Holidays: Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status...

By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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Passive agressive

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:59

^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:07

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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jadore_irony 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:18

and here i thought that my life was sad because i cannot start my day without reading these funny misfortunes

seonfire 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:18

Could you be less pathetic? Obviously you barely know the people on your friends list, and prob just added them to up your friend count.

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:45

If you have 500 friends, chances are most of them aren't real friends. They're just people you've seen before.

wafflemonger 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:46

124, I'm pretty sure "proceeded" is almost never called for in a sentence. Thanks to everyone who explained it...I get it now, just don't necessarily agree. There are things that bother me more. 102: tl;dr. OP: This isn't as big a deal as you think. The problem is you're posting this as a status instead of taking real initiative, and the time frame is really vague. You need to call someone and specify a day and time. And maybe don't take Facebook so seriously.

kristineneer 0

Monday 25 May 2009 0:58

HAHAHA.

charginasaur 3

Monday 25 May 2009 1:28

LOL at #36, well, the first part at least. Don't you realize, if someone facebook-style stalked/snooped, itd be soo obvious what you did? your status, and then suddenly you and this imaginary person are friends, whose profile was JUST created and has little to no information, possibly no picture, and no friends except for you, and then this person asks to chill? Oh, and anyone that wouldn't just call or text me to hang out, I probably wouldn't want to hang out with them just because I don't hang out with them often enough.

kbkiller420 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:48

your a ******

fallingUpstairs 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:58

uhh, that's embarassing. but a lot of people don't respond to stuff like that on facebook. why not try making actual set plans with someone by text/calling? and as for making up a fake person...that's just pathetic