Today, not only did my flight n Halifax leave an hour late for... - FML

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By "1gullible_bugger" - 04/01/2019 21:03

Today, not only did my flight n Halifax leave an hour late for a unknown reason, but I had to spend 5.5 hours with an old man's elbow nudging me in the side. No amount of nudging back made him move. Just when I was looking forward to being home soon, I find out that I was bumped off my connection.

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