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By jkmartinjk - 28/11/2012 04:58 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 8:52

While you do deserve this one, you can always call back and say it was a bad connection and you couldn't hear them. Not completely lying anyway.

Kallian_fml 21

Wednesday 28 November 2012 8:52

Oh dear. I hope he hung up before you started yelling "Hello? HELLO?" into the phone.

Comments

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:01

It never hurts to check during the call.

lalatookasheema 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:04

You seem to be down on luck.

desireev 17

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:09

I definitely would have called back and said that you had a phone mishap. Maybe saved yourself and gotten the job.

xxkimmyt 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:11

The down side of having smart phones.

sens3sfailing 24

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:13

It's far too easy to do now a days. I get the whole convenience thing, but make it a little less reachable so this doesn't happen, and if you really need to change the volume just say hold on and change it if you even need to look

evanohevan 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:19

that's so funny. ive done this a million times but generally its my first thought to increase the volume as it becomes more difficult to hear? why was it not for you OP?