Miscellaneous: Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself...

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.

freshlybreezy 15

Monday 28 May 2012 1:06

At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!

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D0cPsych0 0

Monday 28 May 2012 19:58

Pics or it didn't happen.

hornyrabbit12 8

Monday 28 May 2012 20:44

You should comment on it saying "true that"

callixto_fml 3

Monday 28 May 2012 21:08

Haha fuckballs........i gotta use that one

isamisis 9

Monday 28 May 2012 22:23

Lucky you have all your sisters pics to keep you company while grounded. What's her Facebook page???

Sjan1002 0

Monday 28 May 2012 23:59

whats your sisters name, i want to have a look and see how bad they are?

hurray4jmk 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:13

Every heard of telling it to her face? You deserve it for "calling her out" over Facebook like a wuss.

MxM4L1F3 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:43

I agree with 1

carolineaxoxo 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:07

"fuckballs" lol. i will add this to my r-rated vocab list xD

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:54

Pics or she didn't do it.

iAMANDAx 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:49

I would of done the same thing !!!

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Same thing different taste

Facebook drama

Hypocrite much?

Picture perfect

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