Miscellaneous: Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself...

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 009

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 819

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 389

By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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You deserved it 4 142

By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 663

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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You deserved it 2 297

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 881

You deserved it 5 400

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.

freshlybreezy 15

Monday 28 May 2012 1:06

At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!

Comments

CCDNRGD81411 3

Monday 28 May 2012 6:07

Ultimately you did the right thing.people like that need to trow up instead of looking for attention on facebook

emqueen 1

Monday 28 May 2012 6:23

Well, if you were bored enough to be calling your sister on some pictures, you must not have much of a life to be grounded from anyway...

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 28 May 2012 6:27

It seems that no good deed goes unpunished... :/ Sorry, OP. :(

downtime 12

Monday 28 May 2012 6:28

Yes, but we don't go around making comments we know to be false just so we can get people to give us compliments.

EugeniaBennett 0

Monday 28 May 2012 6:58

Is she really that insecure ;). I would of told her that of she thinks she's so hideous in a bikini she might be better off in a potato sack. Or at least to wear panty-hose. I swear they keep everything in like a stuffed sausage!

florencesummer 0

Monday 28 May 2012 7:06

YOLO? Yeah YOLO OP

zander4310 5

Monday 28 May 2012 7:12

is she hot?

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 28 May 2012 7:27

Facebook, the new family battleground I can't wait to see the Internet in 10 years

BloodFaerie 21

Monday 28 May 2012 7:28

Wow... mother of the year award there, OP... I'm pretty sure MY mom would've had more of a problem with my sister wearing age-inappropriate clothing and posting what could be considered child pornography on the web.... yeah... sorry your mom apparently doesn't care about all that and instead grounded YOU