Miscellaneous: Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself...

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

You did the right thing. We need to rid of these attention seeking ******.

freshlybreezy 15

Monday 28 May 2012 1:06

At least you didn't steal the picture and photo shop it so she really did look hideous & fat...I would've!

Comments

Ariet 20

Monday 28 May 2012 14:16

I seriously cannot understand how people think these days. You definitely did the right thing, with no doubt.

Airhead3333 0

Monday 28 May 2012 15:51

Did you call her out on Facebook or in real life?

Briiyahh 7

Monday 28 May 2012 15:56

OP was right to do that

chels1994 11

Monday 28 May 2012 16:05

I can't stand people like that either. I'm not the most confident person when it comes to my appearance, but I don't post it all over Facebook. I'm glad you called her on it, personally...

AwsumShyGuy 12

Monday 28 May 2012 16:06

Okay, let me tell you how attention seeking works idiots in the comments. You wear skimpy clothes, and you say your fat and ugly. Everyone will try to comfort you by saying your the exact opposite, so basically they're trying anything for attention.

megamandude455 10

Monday 28 May 2012 16:13

In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, favoritism can suck my balls.

rainbowsforall 7

Monday 28 May 2012 17:25

This is just ridiculous, you were trying to put your sister in her place and show her that it is annoying and self-degrading to post pictures of herself and practically beg for positive comments. Yor mom should realise this if you explain it to her. A month of grounding? Now that is just unrealistic, i was constantly bullied by my brother and he was never grounded for more than a day. Also, should your sister really be putting thos types of picture on FB anyway? I've seen people post group piccture of them in swimsuits because for them it's just another group photo but it sounds like your sister is just in her room taking a bunch of half-naked pics of herself and posting them on the internet for the world to see! your mom should at least reprimand her for that.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 28 May 2012 17:26

Sounds like my little sister. She's always been that way, then she got huge & used meth to lose the weight & wondered why nobody congratulated her on the loss...the only loss she really got is that we don't want her around us anymore...she's been such a disappointment for 18 of her 32 years.

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 28 May 2012 18:59

Attention-seeking fuckballs will always be attention-seeking fuckballs, regardless of if you call them on it or not. And btw, calling them on their actions is giving them attention. The best thing you can do for them is ignore it. If no one cares, and everyone dismisses any sort of attention-seeking gimmick, maybe THEN she'll stop. But by calling them on it, they suddenly turn themselves into martyrs... and it'll only get worse.