Transportation: Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't...

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

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FinalBreath 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:29

Is she retarded? Idc if your vomiting control where it goes. She shoudlve opened it ahead of time fyl

wezlay 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:30

Look on da bright side now u can be germaphobic

um_duh 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:33

#28/30 Wow, a guy has never thrown up on a plane before & missed the bag... pfffft! As for the OP I would have demanded that the person pay for drycleaning or a new set of clothes at the other end. There is no excuse for that, none.

dancing_bear 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:48

Oh God, how horrible. Probably wasn't her fault, especially if there was turbulence, but it still absolutely sucks for you D:

Phoenix_GAD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:56

i didnt know airlines still carried airsickness bags.

thatswasup 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:05

Shouldve cummed all over her face and said there were even. XD

cookie27 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:10

#9: me too :( OP: awwwh, I'm sorry..that must have been awful :(

spillproof 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:12

EW. Hope you got new clothes at your next stop. FYL and the other puke covered people.

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:21

Ew, gross. Next time I'm on a plane, and the person next to me says "I feel sick" I'll be moving :P

better_life_soon 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:29

If I had been the one vomiting, I would have offered to buy you a whole new ******* outfit at the next closest airport. Why didn't she go to the bathroom? All she had to do was get up, wander down a few aisles, put her head over the toilet and puke. The swaying when she was walking there would have made her puke quicker and she wouldn't have gotten vomit all over herself and you!