By Ulysse - 07/11/2008 15:33 - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
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deuce_wild 0

is it me or is this worded by a two year old

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ccristinaa 0

wth are you saying?! im gonna have to read that again

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str8upmobbin 0

uhhhh no. 18 + 30 = 67.. you guys are all retarded

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Ohnothingreally 0

The ****? It's not 67, how the **** did you get that? 30 +18 is 48.

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ReallyMike 0

Please, #16 made perfect sense: 18 + 30 = 67 1-8 = -7 =7 (because she was female) 30*2 (because she's the boss) 7+60=67 Clearly, a mathematical genius!

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babble 0

It IS a FML because now the OP's gotta work there with the awkwardness of having told the boss she looks 17 years older than she actually is . . .

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spiritsrose 0

I'm just going to say YDI for even talking to your boss about her age, even if she did start it. I'd give a better comment if I fully understood what was going on.

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caught22 0

#16 i really hope you're kidding

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rmm 0

This is so, so badly written I had to read it though about 70 times before I could understand it... FYL for being 18 but not being able to write

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