By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

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Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
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olpally 32

Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/

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lilhellian 26

You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?

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olpally 32

Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/

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Catkam623 27

It was a joke the pun was on period@47

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Allornone 35

I think 47 understood that. He also made a pun with "ragging"

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Zimmington 21

I'm wondering if this was outside of Giovanna Plowmans' house... Nah, the tampon would've been sucked dry.

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TheOneTC 8

Who is changing their tampon in public like that?

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shorty6823 28

Bathrooms have garbage cans and floors to throw tampons onto as well. Not just public places.

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TheOneTC 8

Yeah, but what garbage man goes into a restroom to change the garbage? I could see a janitor/custodian, but garbage men generally just pick up on street, behind buildings, etc.

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forthewynne 18

42, people empty their own trash bins from the bathroom and put that trash into the trashcan that the garbage men will empty.

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caitlinbblack 14

He didn't say he went into a restroom, somebody threw it on the ground outside and didn't put it in the garbage bins.

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lilhellian 26

You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?

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AboveAll04 14

you're thinking about getting a used napkin from the trash....uhhh disgusting !

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ScaryGamer 6

Still doesn't matter what you are wearing. I doubt you would really wanna touch it when the trash can was right there. FYL OP

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sammyjanette 17

With his luck I bet the napkin that he picked would have had come on it or something like that.

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utohspaghettios 10

or two bloody tampon and a prom night dumpster baby

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LaLa_xo 14

That's terrible. I hope you had some gloves on!

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Damian95 16

Seriously, this FML is more disgusting than usual.

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UnluckyGenius 21

Maybe bring a shovel to work next time? Just in case..

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TheBrochure 22

How about one of those claw grabber things? Functional And fun!

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UnluckyGenius 21

Now that is a great idea! Much more efficient than a shovel, except I would want to keep such an elegant tool untainted by bloody tampons..

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noelasis94 18

At least the tampon put up a good fight, hence all the blood.

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caitlinbblack 14

Hahha stuck up, hahaha

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ks23 9

My faith in humanity dwindles everyday.

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Treveyon56 14

Wait you still have faith. Look everyone this poor person still has faith in humanity. Sorry to tell you, But that died off years ago.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Anyone else think these "faith in humanity" comments are just as old as "shitty situations"? Sure, they're both accurate, yet far too often pointed out.

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gameofthrones_fml 12

Yes, I agree #111! Too commonly used and quite the over-exaggeration in my opinion.

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