By jj - 07/11/2014 05:47 - Australia - Windermere Park

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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MeanBeagle 22

I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down

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mif_fml 27

Did you get a red or yellow card after that? "Vomitment" gets a red card.

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JennaNGood 21

I'll use that when I tell the story of me vomiting after my fitness test - which I didn't pass.

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PenguinBitch 43

That's 'working your ass off" vomit. I hope he appreciates it. Edit: you threw-up in him? It's your skills on the game that count.

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chlorinegreen 27

Did you at least feel better after?

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Ilikepie82479 20

I think it would be pretty weird if she threw up IN him

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PenguinBitch 43

@24 yes I felt a little better. Thanks for caring :>

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sayyestothedress 24

Coaches perspective: "Today, I was at soccer trials today. When I see this kid playing really well that I call her/him up to tell her/him that he/she's great, after telling her/him that, he/she threw up on me, FML" (sorry for the he/she's and stuff like that, I just wasn't sure if OP was a boy or a girl)

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BlackStar288 10

I hope he sees it as a sign of appreciation...

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MeanBeagle 22

I bet he regrets saying not to keep it down

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jonnied23 20

Well most athletes usually bleed, sweat, and cry on the field but I guess vomiting could be a thing too.

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Cass_x 22

Props to you for still going while you're sick. Let's just hope he understands it :/

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thinblue32 15

I'm sure you'll keep it up, cause you sure couldn't keep it down! Haha sorry OP.

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sydneysays 15

Hey that shows commitment, and that you can still perform even when you're sick. If you get a compliment when you're feeling under the weather that just shows them how good you are

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tony1891 22

did you make the team?

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rafinajib 2

Yeah I made the team, that was me by the way ?

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