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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 17:39 - Canada - Barrie

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML

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By omgreally91 - 12/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

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By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 10:01 - Sweden

Today, I started the first day of my job as newspaper distributor, after a year of struggling to find a job. I got stuck in an elevator for two hours very early in the morning. FML

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By samaris - 08/07/2016 21:19

Today, 5 months after doing a shoot for a stock photo site, someone finally used one of my photos. In an article about meth abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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Game over

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I folded a stack of 2,500 brochures for the new exhibit we're putting on at the museum where I work. As I was finishing up, I got an email. The dates have just been changed, so all the brochures have to be reprinted and refolded. FML

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Thursday 21 August 2014 23:13

Admit it OP, it was the hottest thing you've ever seen.

MaybeFML 9

Thursday 21 August 2014 23:13

Out of everything... Why in a bathtub?

Comments

TheKingy1991 3

Friday 22 August 2014 0:21

I'd say the photographer would have it worse than you...

derpina72 23

Friday 22 August 2014 1:22

Sounds sexy.

TerraShadow 18

Friday 22 August 2014 1:34

That must have been VERY interesting for you…

otumboo 10

Friday 22 August 2014 2:10

at least it wasn't a penis shaped food unless baguettes are..then I'm so sorry

knoxxx 22

Friday 22 August 2014 3:33

A 5 second google search or just common knowledge would let you know that baguettes are fairly phallic in appearance

nikkiluvzglen 16

Friday 22 August 2014 2:15

Well then...

808andheartbreak 16

Friday 22 August 2014 2:36

I need that photographer and theme

cekylir 1

Friday 22 August 2014 3:08

This is really something you have to get used to, working anywhere behind the scenes in the photo industry. I have seen this and much worse in the short 2 years that I've worked in a photo lab.

systemofadylan 9

Friday 22 August 2014 4:23

What's the deal? Doesn't it turn you on??

BobbieH 19

Friday 22 August 2014 4:59

Did you think being a photo editor at a print shop would have you editing photos of attractive women exclusively or something. You better get used to oddities because you're going to see plenty of them!