By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 18:50 - United States - Humble

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 230
You deserved it 11 091

Same thing different taste

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All I'm thinking right now... SpongeBob: floor it? Floor it floor it floor it!!!! *vroom* *crash*

How do you not make it out of the parking lot? That's not even 50 feet.

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If that's your first time driving them it's not that bad. You did it the legal way and should be applauded. Now on a side note, have your parents take you to an abandoned parking lot or a private property, that one's legal, and drive around a little. Ask them to pretend it's a parking lot or street and maybe set up some landmarks to help visually. Good luck op!

How? It's honestly just not that hard.

26: What do you know? To martians, this situation may make perfect sense.

Make it up to him by signing up for a couple sets of lessons so that he can afford to make the deductible on the insurance and then get to know you as a nice person, who made a minor mistake and is dedicated to being a better driver. Or come back tomorrow with the cost of the deductible and an apology and a one year bus pass

There is no universe where you don't deserve it.

OP, I am going to be brutally honest. This should not be possible short of a group of rogue drivers deciding to spontaneously drift through that parking lot in the brutal, competitive, and for some bizarre reason vaguely homoerotic world of underground street racing, dragging you into an ever escalating series of stunts that rapidly defy what is actually possible for a car to survive. If this IS what has happened, then please contact Vin Diesel ASAP: you are sitting on Oscar gold, my friend.