Transportation: Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:20

i see you have met my granda (:

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:19

Ahhaahaa, sucker.

Comments

KjoeLjan 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:23

Nice of you. Nice of the old man. No f'ing life in this FML.

inkblotdrummer 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:26

haha that old man is amazing!!!!

nlr 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:27

hahaha! sorry you got hit on by an old man.

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:29

Can't blame a man for being honest!

cgall123 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:29

old people can still be funny that priceless

Hidan_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:32

YDI for playing along. That old dude is ******* awesome.

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:36

Dude this man is filled with so much WIN! YDI for playing along. Never entertain the behavior of those who act crazy. Anyways awesome man is awesome.

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:06

My great-grandma had alzheimers and thought I was my mom. If I said anything like, "no, I'm Alex, not Rhonda" she'd get really upset. It's not like this old guy was twitching next to her and saying, "the governments out to get me, but I have a plan. I'm going to murder the president. Are you in?" That would be bad to play along with. But when old people's minds are slipping away from them I don't think there's anything wrong with making their life a little easier.

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:22

When i said never entertain the behavior of those who act crazy, i meant random strangers...especially those on the bus. If FML has taught me anything, it's that some bus riders are crazy.