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By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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Sunday 26 June 2011 16:20

i see you have met my granda (:

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:19

Ahhaahaa, sucker.

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Bella_is_my_name 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:17

what's a rack? lol

redfishbluefish2 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:26

Google!

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:27

A stand that holds, hangs or display things. O,,,O

emo0366 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:27

boobs

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:28

Or you could try Urban Dictionary for the definition better suited for this FML.

Virginia6810 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:30

of you're 13 why did you say you were born in 1990?

Virginia6810 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:32

if*

thetrollyoulike 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:42

the things that females control the human male with

YayorNay 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:54

****.

MA_COTA 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:24

ha ha sweet pick up 100 points to the guy

redfishbluefish2 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:25

That old man is my hero.

Beentohell 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:36

ahahah well played old man, well played.

Fergeus78 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:40

SUCKER

Khyle1396 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:43

The next Hugh Hefner? I think so.

sematariux 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:53

Alzheimer's fake ftw

ricojordanrai 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:57

maybe he's seen your house and was talking about your book rack

Saniyah22 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:03

fyl OP ur a dumbass fir playing along

jules8 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:18

old man FTW!

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