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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 4:04

MILF

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:07

you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML

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textme 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:55

u must look young

JournalKeeper 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:42

how is this an fml people would kill to be young and beautiful. i don't even like to have sex and have kids with my husband because of stress and wrinkles and i want to keep my hot body

Kegokec 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:07

I'm female. I'm almost 20. I look more like 14. In 30 years, I'll still look super young. We're some of the few, hun. :P Don't be upset by that.

sequoi 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:19

Isn't he a doll??

nypd613 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:33

journalkeeper, WTF is wrong with you? you should really get your head examined.

MankaMonkey 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:22

I thought women liked looking younger? I'm 20, people say I look like I'm 12, I also work as a security guard at a casino, it gets slightly frustrating when everyone you throw out can clearly tell you're too young to be there any other way. But I got used to and over it, I suggest you do the same, it's less frustrating that way.

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Friday 21 August 2009 9:03

Maybe she's upset because she thinks he mistook her for a high school student because of her intellect, not her looks. Perhaps she's scared that her mind relates too much to the shallow one of a teenager.