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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Friday 13 May 2011 1:32

Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:

rallets 22

Friday 13 May 2011 1:49

i saw "raped" at first o_O

Comments

spazmattic 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:39

it means he likes you!

CateXOX 0

Friday 13 May 2011 4:30

Casual teasing, playful hitting- flirting. Breaking someone's ******* nose- ... I'm guessing you're not very popular with the girls.

spazmattic 0

Friday 13 May 2011 5:49

if you give a mouse a cookie... but then on the other hand, if you break a girls nose... if sarcasm wasn't obvious, and then general connotation of the clearly overused phrase "it's because he like you" isn't seen here, then I apologize- I've heard that as an excuse for bullying from both sexes since u was a boy. let's not leave out, "He only hits me because he loves me" it's all bullshit, and I feel bad for OP. just a joke... don't get your panties in a wad. oh, and the "ladies" you refer to? most of them have a sense of humor.

lovinit5683 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:40

I know how you feel, when I was younger a boy hit me every day on the bus. Sorry OP

katiecherrie 4

Friday 13 May 2011 2:49

you're stunning

saIty 17

Friday 13 May 2011 3:49

he probably liked you, and wanted to be around you. If not he was a douche.

kdog012 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:35

who would hit you everyday? because I know I wouldnt

deviable 9

Friday 13 May 2011 1:42

take legal action, or get him suspended. he shouldn't get away with that.

BAMF519 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:44

wow he's such a dick u should have punched dat pussy ass freak, and tell him to back the **** of or dat bitch is goin to get shanked

OCDC 9

Friday 13 May 2011 5:22

Wow you're cool. P.S. I like the part on your profile where it says "please be nice to me". It takes two, son.

OCDC 9

Friday 13 May 2011 5:23

You are truly the epitome of a poptart-loving, shopping-obsessed BAMF.

WavinFlag 3

Friday 13 May 2011 1:45

u have a fragile nose...

meggieh815 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:12

Or the guy has a strong arm.

esluvjay 5

Friday 13 May 2011 1:54

awwww that sucks 

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:56

sorry to hear that OP. sounds very paneful (get it?! see what I did there?! PANEful... get it?! as in window PANE... bahahaha... I kill me! never mind... hee hee. ha ha, wheeee...).

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:58

Sorry OP. That does suck. You really do have to be careful about your behaviour on public transport. There are a lot of freaks out there who will react disproportionately to the annoying actions of others.