Transportation: Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By InPain - 17/10/2019 16:00

Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 17:03

Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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FarSide 22

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:25

Not too surprising when you try and pull the whole train.

tykiej 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:28

RABIES!!!!!

Girlie2 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:40

Consider yourself lucky, he was only homeless and not homeless and fat. Nothing worse than a fat person invading your space on public transit!

chickennuggett 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 3:46

you should probably get your shots now.

ERich331 3

Thursday 30 December 2010 4:07

how do you know he was homeless? and why would a homeless man be on a train?

caleb135 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 6:13

rage virus haha. I'm getting my shotgun and whiskey cause zombie land here we come haha

thesublimed95 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 6:13

homeless people gotta eat too :l

NoFackYourLife 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 6:28

Did the police catch him and put him down? I mean he could have rabies or something like that.

Sekococo 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 6:41

High school of the dead anyone? that how it all started so i suggest you get a shot for some newly awaken virus or die human. Food for thought :<

NomadsReqium 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 7:00

zombies!

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