Miscellaneous: Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road...

By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

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By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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iBrittanyy 17

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:06

Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.

Alex708 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:04

That guy is a jerk!

Comments

Tekno4Lyfe 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:43

lol, kid crossing the strreet for the first time by himself, pricelessXD

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:12

57(: epic win

Pwibble 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:31

"As I got to the other side" -----> OBVIOUSLY they are standing on the other side of the street, idiots, otherwise it would have been called to her as she was half way across. And no, they do NOT need to be in a car to say that, on account of probably not having any actual intention to run her over, being as, you know, most people don't go around committing murder for kicks and giggles. Infact the phrasing pretty much rules out them being in a car, if you were in a car you'd say "Haha, I *should* have run her over". Out of a car, you'd say "Haha, I would have run her over [implication: if I had been in a car with which to run her over]" God. So incredibly sick of people going OMG FAKE for ******* ridiculous reasons. You only make yourselves look stupid, douchebags.