By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
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MrConcise 34

No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

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Wizardo 33

As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

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NigelPowers 5

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

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False_Stupidity 41

Admit it, You created that account just so you could make that comment didn't you #30?

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NigelPowers 5

Only a bloody Dutchman... would say that.

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Kendrah18 19

Shame on my fellow Canadians for asking you such stereotypical questions! We don't like being grouped into stereotypes so why should they do it! Ugh

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DA3Z 16

You would think in 2015 these kind of stereotypes would have died out, or at least be on the cusp. Do you even speak Russian?

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randome101 12

I'm guessing yes, since OP said they were Russian.

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Roxas_hearts 27

I'm half Russian (my mom and grandparents speak it fluently) yet I can't speak the language.

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ballislife2324 14

Yo bro i feel u. It sucks but cool as well.

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carlfirebolt 27

Russians don't do this ?

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