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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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Wizardo 33

Sunday 26 May 2013 10:46

At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.

ozpunker 20

Sunday 26 May 2013 10:48

So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.

Comments

spicedream 8

Monday 27 May 2013 2:41

good for him for defending you though :) don't worry small means not saggy in the future!

klade99 4

Monday 27 May 2013 4:19

Atleast your boyfriend defended you. Its not like all guys do that these days

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 27 May 2013 4:29

Different bojangles for different folks. Don't worry; they come in all sizes. Just pickand choose.

simoncat 11

Monday 27 May 2013 4:33

Those who aren't getting any, make fun of other's girlfriend's boobs.

rasengan1544 12

Monday 27 May 2013 4:35

The smaller the boobs, the closer he is to your heart when he hugs you

andiboo 12

Monday 27 May 2013 7:52

All guys have their preferences, and if your boyfriend is with you, then he likes your body type. I'll say it, my boobs aren't huge, but who cares! It doesn't matter :) look at Rachel McAdams, she's beautiful and doesn't have big'ns at all! I think the media has portrayed that only big breasts are good, just like only six-pack abs are acceptable. Well that's just crap to me. Everyone is different, and different is good, and natural is sexy! Be proud of your body, I'm sure a lot of men would kill to see it!

AVerySadPanda 7

Monday 27 May 2013 8:12

"breast are still breast"

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 27 May 2013 8:46

**** people for even commenting on that kind of shit, some people need to put their 2 cents in about everything.

379_fml 11

Monday 27 May 2013 10:07

Boobs are only to be enjoyed by the people you show them to. If his friend has never seen them his opinion is invalid. Bet his "friend" tries to sleep with you ASAP if you 2 break up.